Its funny because its true

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
[x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were Not talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star had the same
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your own shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it hit you in the face or went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says "Fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You tell a story and forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake there heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You Sometimes use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out and didn't realize it.
[x] You have looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post journals or send emails because you are afraid of what they say will happen even if you know what they say will not happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you are confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total Dumbness: 24/38

63% dumb....yay. lol